OKOCHAMA SENSO

By: Giga-P (music) and Reol (lyrics)

Featuring Rin and Len

"There is no other battle fought more honorably. Yai Yai Yai Yai~tsu！(`o´)"


Once upon a time, a very long time ago,
There was a close pair, siblings of high nobility.
The rest I'll leave omitted.

"Do it properly!"

The butler calls out "Ascend to the throne! Ready, set, go!".
I humbly accept the challenge with a knife and fork.
After all, we are bourgeois,
Splendid, utterly splendid aristocrats, yes we are.

Bow down, ignorant commoners.
This viceroy shall show you your mistakes!
Hey, wait, wait, yet again you try to bluff
Like you can see through them as you please.

Okay, okay, yes, yes
It is as my brother commands! (Haha)

Argh, I'm so annoyed! I'm seriously so annoyed!
At this impertinent attitude towards me.
With a war cry, sound the gong!
With an outbreak of fights, it's a proclamation of war.

I cause mischief, I get carried away with it,
C'mon, c'mon, with an agitating style,
For buying at this "Special Bargain Sale",
Thank you for your continued patronage, you lose!
(Ssha!)

I decide with a crude retreat,
And an agitating strategy.
A candy and a candy to show my brotherly dignity.
Sparks scatter, both of us eye to eye.
Who do you think I am!
Take that! I am the rulebook.
I'm not incompetent, I'm not sitting on the fence.
It's just that I don't have enough courage.

Now, now, everyone, may I borrow your hands?
It's only natural that I'm calm and composed.
I cheat by nature.
Oh no, glittering lives start.
Look, everyone, our family lineage is serious military strength.
Yes, I won the argument. Yes, I won the argument. Yes, I won the argument.
I'm receiving it, the V-sign. Yay! (ｖ＾―゜)♪

Okay, okay, yes, yes
Have a gold star for a job well done.☆

Argh, I'm so annoyed! I'm seriously so annoyed!
Such impudent talk towards me.
I'll strike you with my best.
It's retribution! It's punishment! I'll completely provoke you.

I act maliciously, I'm one step ahead of you.
With this stance, I'm getting a chance.
A regretful miss! Uh oh, uh oh.
How unfortunate for you. You lose!
(Yes!)

But you, only you,
(Hiya! Yah! Cha! Yah! Uh! Uh! Yah! Ha!)
Are a suitable rival for me.
(Hiya! Yah! Cha! Yah! Uh! Uh! Yah! Ha!)
Because failing and being forced to yield
(Uh! Ha! Hiya! Yah! Yah! Hiya! Ha!)
Would drive me mad,
Tonight with you, hey hey hey hey.

(Big brother, since you usually do all this about all of the time, being so weak,) (Since you always wildly run around by yourself,)
(I am gonna become assertive enough for us both.) (I can never avoid having to clean up after you.)
(I want you to thank me a bit more.) (I'm not really incompetent, I'm just prudent.)
(Even though he's older, he's not at all reliable, 'big brother' is just a name.) (All the maids and the butler too, have already said so.)
(From today, I'm the big brother, okay? This is my decision!) (So really, please settle down a little bit for me, okay?)
(Yes, my decision!) (Argh, c'mon! Shut up~!)

Argh, I'm so annoyed! I'm seriously so annoyed!
Such abusive words, I’ll zip up your mouth!
With a war cry, sound the gong!
The emperor of the next generation will be
"Me!" "Me!"

I cause mischief, I get carried away with it,
C'mon, c'mon, with an agitating style,
I'll humbly receive from 1 to 100.
Thank you for your continued patronage, you lo-
This can't be...
It's a d-draw!?
(Eh!?)
Translation: OccasionalSubs
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Note: The title translates to "Childish War".


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