Doctor=Funk Beat

By: nyanyannnya

Featuring KAITO

"I'm a☆Great☆Genius!!"

May you find happiness!

Those still searching for the bluebird; come on now
Those who just can’t give it up; in the next life you’ll get a chance
And you who can see the bluebird; it’s too late
Euphoria from masochism in hallucinations...
Paranoia, Ah what shall I do
Withdrawal symptoms, you want happiness? Got it!

Magic? not magic! all these tricks and devices are medical!
The heart, the body, everything, immerse them please
A call for me? (Yes my doctor)
A call for me? (Yes my doctor)
This rare wizard wonderful Great-gen-ius!
Get on!

Doctor=Funk Beat! Time for my entrance, ready!
A famous actor, that’s your conscience, there's no way it could hurt right?
Doctor=Funk Beat! How are you feeling, lady?
Indeed, reality is nothing but pain, really I'm about to drop dead
Happy & happy
May you find happiness!

“Put Midas’s hand to all the unhappiness around the world”
To that kind of you I give some medicine (Dumb down)
If even now unhappiness still runs rampant then
I wonder when the hypocrites in this world will finally rest hm?

Love? Near love! Just a little bit more chemical...
The heart, the body, everything, devour them please
Are you happy! (Yes my doctor)
Are you happy! (Yes my doctor)
This miracle prodigy wonderful Great! Great! Great-gen-ius!
Get on!

Doctor=Funk Beat, it’s the doctor’s rounds, Ready?
Oh!! It’s a problem of intelligence! There’s no way it will heal then
Doctor help me, the emergency case is Rowdy!
If your euphoria isn't enough then knock some off from someone else
Happy & happy,
Next patient please~

Magic? Not magic!
(Magic? Not magic!)
Warm welcome? Bull!
(Warm welcome? Bull!)
A call for me? (Yes my doctor)
A call for me? (Yes my doctor)
Carelessly, even tonight maximumly wonderful, this great!
Great! Great! Great! Great genius!
Get on!

Doctor=Funk Beat! I had a dream...
A delusion show of childish tricks where everyone will be happy
Everyone is unhappy, within that messed up dystopia...

There, this "cloud nine" being stingy is nonsense
Come now, you, and you, and you...let’s pass on with this...
Damsel in distress it’s finally your turn, oh!! I should have said earlier...
Hello hello? If you want to become happy, then head to the name everyone gives praise to;
That is; “Doctor=Funk Beat”
A great genius! (A Great genius!)

May you find happiness!
Translation: Forgetfulsubs

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Note: I'm not...100% sure whos singing the response bits (the "yes my doctor"s and things like that) in this. If you watch the live version, they have Len and MEIKO singing them, and even on the original recording it sounds like its them, but the wiki makes no mention of them. I have seen before where some songs are labled as a solo singer, but really they have another Vocaloid singing back up, an example being Hold, Release, Rakshasa and Carcasses. It's always labled as a solo Miku song, but Len does have some backing vocals (he's the responding voice during the "In the end, it's all other people's business." back-and-forth part). So it wouldn't surprise me if they are there. There's a few voices listed as the "chorus" on the wiki, but it doesn't have any indication of where they sing. It could be there, or it could be just harmonies on the actual chorus of the song, or it could be those "Get on!" bits since those don't fully sound like KAITO. TL;DR I have no fucking idea who sings some of these and this song has cursed me enough already.

Fun fact: This is part of a series called "Lead Princess of the Color Stealing World". Fräulein=библиотека is also part of this series.